dnlhern: i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.– Kurt Vonnegut (via g7ba)
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
aepicstranger: thisretrodreamisneverending: In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’ and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now. i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
nyehridanwwempora: dontcha wish ur girlfriend was FAST like me dontcha
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
confusedtree: In all seriousness Idris Elba as the 12th Doctor would be a great casting choice because he’d kill it and we’d get to find out just exactly how many anglophiles are also gigantic racists
thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
confusedtree: Really, it’s a success story and a testament to hard work and strong principles because I’d sell every single shitty fandom blog on this entire website for a ripped ten dollar bill and I’d throw in the One Direction shipping blogs for free but Tumblr made one hundred million times more that money for the entire site and we should celebrate that
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
antst00fs: I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
I’ve told the kids in the ghettos that violence won’t solve their problems, but...– Martin Luther King Jr. (via loveinfamine) The Martin Luther King Jr. White people never quote (via youngblackandvegan)
toukofukawa-ii: one piece mor e like„„„„„„„„„„, gAY piece follow for more anime comody
despairtanaka: the great
rnilkbreath: home alone time 2 get freaky ;)
sexualbread: *smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend