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thusspakekate: thelefthandedwifeinhiding: thusspakekate: observr replied to your post: I am so fucking tired of hearing about Fifty Shades of Grey. Every fucking woman at my salon is reading it right now. I literally want to shove a copy of Story of O in… someone should make a Valentine’s Day video of someone reading excerpts from the letters
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thingshappentome: i feel like in the Cars universe you come out “electric” instead of “gay” think about it both a minority neither is a choice you can live like you’re straight (use gasoline) but you know it’s not what you’re meant for republicans hate both of them
eatpussylivehappy: Why I like to eat pussy you sir, are my hero
I hate when Christian Americans say they're being...
I just think it’s so awful when people like them go on these huge raging tangents like “Oh my God, I can’t live in a world where people who aren’t like me get arrested and Bibles are the only textbooks!” Like really, how are you being persecuted when we teach children to get along with one another? It’s all these people have wet dreams about living in a world...
Just because someone works harder than you & makes...
look at this horse’s ass
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
thingshappentome: GUESS WHAT EVERY BAND FROM EVERY GENRE FROM EVERY FUCKING DECADE HAS HAD SOME REALLY DEEP AND INSIGHTFUL LYRICS AND EVERY BAND FROM EVERY GENRE FROM EVERY FUCKING DECADE HAS HAD SOME SHITTY, SHALLOW LYRICS QUIT CIRCLE JERKING THE FUCKING 1970’S AND STOP DEFINING “TODAY’S MUSIC” AS ONE LINE FROM ONE RAP SONG THAT YOU’VE NEVER LISTENED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP preach
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Michigan: resterhouse, woahitskaylee, staystrong-stayamazing
Missouri: karkats-fuckasses, turntechGearhead
Nebraska: ask-flame-star ((I'm all alone here in Nebraska!))
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Your keyboard is now Daft Punk… this is not a video, click on it I LOL’D
thelefthandedwifeinhiding: ominousvelociraptor: Your keyboard is now Daft Punk… this is not a video, click on it ME GUSTA SO MUCH brb gonna spend like an hour fucking around with this
offendpoppunk: are you from tennessee cause you should just go back
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can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
HEY I OPENED A SHOP! →
harleen-quinnzel: Opened an Etsy shop for all the scary amounts of crafts insomnia has produced. Lots of pokemon/digimon themed things. Check it out! I would appreciate the foot traffic. Or even reblogs. buy all the things!
lifewasted: michaelceratops: osointricate: I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. “whats a movie” he probably wouldn’t be into anything that requires him going to a theater