HOW IN THE WORLD IS THIS JUST GIRL THINGS OK LIKE DO YOU PUT THE ON YOUR BOOBS OR SOMETHING LIKE WHY ONLY GIRLS WHY HOW WHAT THE FUCK
I once tried to eat an avocado. Alas! It got tangled in my beard, and my calloused, shovel-shaped hands were incapable of removing it. It remains to this day, a grim albatross around my neck, reminding me of the time I tried to defy my gender roles, and eat an avocado.