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How many butts have I touched in my life?
Enough to make an ass out of myself -
Walk up to the club like what up I got a sock
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you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt
So I guess Justin’s stuck with it
(via afternoonsnoozebutton)
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Man those people in the cottonelle commercials are really obsessed with toilet paper. I’ve never met people who love ass tissue so much
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#shaggy that’s not very poetic #you’re too high #stop
(via xxjdm)
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So SWAG.MOV came out and holy shit I love these background ponies.
Thank you Max
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Another porn blog is following me
tumblr is a great place
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I just needed to share this because the way the baby looks.
He’s all like “fuck you lady I was comfortable.”
“This is bullshit.”